- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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