- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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