- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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