A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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