- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

He--Hey guys

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

No soap radio

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

scraggle is in you pillow case

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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