Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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