what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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i committed murder

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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