How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What is my name? I dont know

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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