- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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