- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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