why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Gordon Brown smiles.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

scraggle is in you pillow case

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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