Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Rebecca Black

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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womens rights.

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