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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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