- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

it's funny because it's funny

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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