- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

He--Hey guys

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

No soap radio

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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