Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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