A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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silver bullet?

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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HOLY COW!

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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