- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Wolfjob.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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