Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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