- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Im cute hehehee

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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