- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What's 1+1? 69.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What do you call a black man? A person

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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