Ian's mind Elevator music

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

What's 1+1? 69.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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