What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Hail Hitler

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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