- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What is older than history?

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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