A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Ian's mind Elevator music

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What's 1+1? 69.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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