Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Caramel Boing.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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