- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What's 1+1? 69.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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