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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red, yup.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

A man walks into a bar

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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