Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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