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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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