- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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