Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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