- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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