- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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