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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

If youre African, why are you white?

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

No soup for you!

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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