- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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