- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Roses are red, yup.

A man walks into a bar

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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