- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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