- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What do you call a black man? A person

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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