- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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