why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Indians

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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What is my name? I dont know

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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