What if I told you.....potatoe

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

this is stupid .... yep

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

a black guy walks into a black bar

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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