- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Caca.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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