what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Roses are red, yup.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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A man walks into a bar

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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