Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Cancer.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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