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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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