- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

sweating like antoni with a girl

hi penis ham telephone

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Gordon Brown smiles.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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