Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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