YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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