You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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