- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Face Hunter is scum

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Republicans

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

HURT

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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