MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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The holocaust

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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You know whats funny Aids

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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