- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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