Republicans

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Face Hunter is scum

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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