Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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