- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

hextech crafting too opieop

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

What? Why?

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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