what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Ben Corbishley

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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