An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Anti Joke

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