What is the best joke ever? 1D

4 hours later.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

JUST KIDDING^

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Girls Lacrosse.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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