fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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A man buys a prius

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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