- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

steven hawking walks into a bar

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Manchester City

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

im not black, im Joseph Kony

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

HURT

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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