- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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