Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Women's Rights

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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