Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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