Homosexualism is so gay man

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Gordon Brown smiles.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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