What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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The WNBA.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Women

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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