What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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