A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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