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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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