- Anti Joke

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

A dog was barking at a tree

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has