- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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