What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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