Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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roses are red violets are blue

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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your face is kinda funny

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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