- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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