- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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