- Anti Joke

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.