- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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