Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

This is funny.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A bar walks into a man

Poker? I barely even know her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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