Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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