Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Neither did she.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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A man walks into a bar

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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your face

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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