- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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