- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Blacks

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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