How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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