What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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France had one revolution

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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