- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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