why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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