What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Cripples are lame.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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