- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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