What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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alert('The Game')

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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