Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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