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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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