- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Heskey time.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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