- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

An Aisian failed a test

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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