- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What's 9+ 10?! 19

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

A chicken walks into a barn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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