- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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