- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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