- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Gus's mom

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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