- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

A chicken walks into a barn.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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